May 19, 2008
May 14, 2008
boooooooooooooooom.

boooooooooooooooom.

May 13, 2008
May 6, 2008

is a true zinger a truzinger?

  • me: i can't wait to play bangers later on at the studio
  • JJ: dope bangers media studies wine (which you never carry)
  • new band rule-- you drink what you carry
  • me: how do i drink the band?
May 5, 2008
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlin

May 2, 2008
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

this is so good i could cry.

April 23, 2008

Speaks for itself, I think. (From “Troll 2”)

Keep in mind, this is the climax of the “Shark Attack 3: Megalodon”, the moment everyone’s been watching for. …And what a stunning reveal it turns out to be.

f-chat.

f-chat.

April 22, 2008
  • Max: haha
  • i am trying to convince them
  • to let me [genius video idea
  • REDACTED]
  • me: hahhahaha
  • Max: then [REDACTED]
  • me: hahahahahahaha
  • genius
  • who do you have to convince?
  • Max: your old friend and mine
  • [REDATED]
  • me: who?
  • Max: he's the video producer at 23/6
  • but also one of your older bro's good friends from hampshire
  • they were hallmates freshman year
  • with eugene
  • and he's told jed and i amazing stories about dan
  • me: oh yeah, that guy
  • he was a funny dude
  • i'd like to hear these amazing stories someday
  • Max: he remains funny
  • my favorite
  • is at dinner one night
  • eugene and dan got into a huge argument about who was the more versatile actor
  • steve martin or robin williams
  • and dan, I think, was on the side of robin williams
  • which everyeone disagreed with
  • and somehow, this was a common argument
  • but he was super stubborn about it
  • (classic crocker)
  • me: hahaha
  • Max: and so eugene dragged him outside and pushed him on the ground
  • got on top of him
  • me: he is the MOST stubborn of all of us
  • Max: and made him eat dirt
  • me: hahahaha
  • Max: but he would still not relent
  • me: i remember this story
  • he is a ridiculous person
  • remember what i said about the crocker line
  • Max: yeah
  • me: it stops here
  • Max: hahaha
  • that's so weird to say, stop that
  • me: i want to put this on the tumblr
  • Sent at 4: 39 PM on Tuesday
  • me: not your parody idea though
  • Sent at 4: 41 PM on Tuesday
  • Max: tumbl it up
  • what's the addy again? i should subscribe to it
  • me: iwantmyrockstarsdead.tumblr.com
  • EVERYONE SHOULD SUBSCRIBE
April 21, 2008

i'm sick.

totally watching this tonight.

April 18, 2008

canz

  • thomas.a.bell: wait, garbage cans in the hallway were no good, so the solution is NO GARBAGE CANS?
  • me: everything in the hallway was a firecode violation
  • even the perfectly normal garbage cans
  • so now i have to throw all my garbage out the window
  • and i'm on the top floor
  • thomas.a.bell: youre joking
  • me: nope
  • i just toss it out
  • thomas.a.bell: you cant
  • me: i will
  • thomas.a.bell: onto the street?
  • me: until they give me the cans back
  • yeah onto 13th st
  • and fifth ave
  • thomas.a.bell: where is the garbage supposed to go?
  • me: the street, i guess
  • what are you doing tonight?
  • thomas.a.bell: where are normal people putting thier garbage?
  • me: on the floor
  • thomas.a.bell: why dont you have wastepaper baskets next to your desk?
  • me: we do, obviously
  • but we need bigger ones
  • in the halls
  • for perishables
  • thomas.a.bell: youre a whiny bitch
  • me: u r
April 17, 2008

birddoggin.