May 2008
6 posts
VisioneersTrailer.mov →
is a true zinger a truzinger?
me: i can't wait to play bangers later on at the studio
JJ: dope bangers media studies wine (which you never carry)
new band rule-- you drink what you carry
me: how do i drink the band?
darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlin
this is so good i could cry.
April 2008
40 posts
The Low Road to Victory - New York Times →
Max: haha
i am trying to convince them
to let me [genius video idea
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me: hahhahaha
Max: then [REDACTED]
me: hahahahahahaha
genius
who do you have to convince?
Max: your old friend and mine
[REDATED]
me: who?
Max: he's the video producer at 23/6
but also one of your older bro's good friends from hampshire
they were hallmates freshman year
with eugene
and he's told jed and i amazing stories about dan
me: oh yeah, that guy
he was a funny dude
i'd like to hear these amazing stories someday
Max: he remains funny
my favorite
is at dinner one night
eugene and dan got into a huge argument about who was the more versatile actor
steve martin or robin williams
and dan, I think, was on the side of robin williams
which everyeone disagreed with
and somehow, this was a common argument
but he was super stubborn about it
(classic crocker)
me: hahaha
Max: and so eugene dragged him outside and pushed him on the ground
got on top of him
me: he is the MOST stubborn of all of us
Max: and made him eat dirt
me: hahahaha
Max: but he would still not relent
me: i remember this story
he is a ridiculous person
remember what i said about the crocker line
Max: yeah
me: it stops here
Max: hahaha
that's so weird to say, stop that
me: i want to put this on the tumblr
Sent at 4: 39 PM on Tuesday
me: not your parody idea though
Sent at 4: 41 PM on Tuesday
Max: tumbl it up
what's the addy again? i should subscribe to it
me: iwantmyrockstarsdead.tumblr.com
EVERYONE SHOULD SUBSCRIBE
i'm sick.
totally watching this tonight.
i was right by this! it held up my trip back from... →
canz
thomas.a.bell: wait, garbage cans in the hallway were no good, so the solution is NO GARBAGE CANS?
me: everything in the hallway was a firecode violation
even the perfectly normal garbage cans
so now i have to throw all my garbage out the window
and i'm on the top floor
thomas.a.bell: youre joking
me: nope
i just toss it out
thomas.a.bell: you cant
me: i will
thomas.a.bell: onto the street?
me: until they give me the cans back
yeah onto 13th st
and fifth ave
thomas.a.bell: where is the garbage supposed to go?
me: the street, i guess
what are you doing tonight?
thomas.a.bell: where are normal people putting thier garbage?
me: on the floor
thomas.a.bell: why dont you have wastepaper baskets next to your desk?
me: we do, obviously
but we need bigger ones
in the halls
for perishables
thomas.a.bell: youre a whiny bitch
me: u r
post-tax day miracle emails
here’s how that message should have read: okay you guys so there is a naked man in my bed and my mouth tastes like cigarettes and aftershave going to the bodega now to purchase alka selzer and Preparation H not feeling up to the shithouse today »> Jed Crocker 4/16/2008 12:48 PM »> so, i just woke up. sorry you hadn’t heard from me! hope you weren’t worrying...
WatchMe too! (The Futureheads are rad.)
brooklynvegan: new Wolf Parade (MP3) -- album out... →
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tonight at the kaki king show. . . (a joke)
this girl sydney wayser opened. she had a cute band and they played cute songs. one guy in the band played toy instruments. you get the idea. anyway, at one point halfway through their set, sydney wayser said “this next song is called whistles and kazoos.” clara goes: “those are basically like the same thing.” and then i said: “no they’re not. …you...
andrew bird blogs again. →
i’ll be around i’ll be around...
i am infection
me: i don't know what is going on
i'm terribly, terribly sleepy
Julio: i'm watching mariah carey videos on youtube
SHIT
DID YOU KNOW
YOU
were the first person to tell me about youtube???
me: what?
me?
Julio: you sent an email to our class
me: really?
Julio: the video class
and i was like...whoa cool
cuz it was an article in the nytimes
4: 36 PM that's INSANE
me: how
crazy
i feel like christopher columbus
Julio: *cough i feel small pox coming on
me: you wanted those horseblankets
4: 38 PM and beads
I am going to save this chat forever.
Julio: haha!
me: i've never felt so important
4: 39 PM i wish i had bought stock
Julio: i know right?
Strategy: Put out one 7" each month until you have... →
“i’d rather break up with my girl than break up with my barber.
keeping it...”
– -old money
this is a good one. →
WatchLet’s get appropriate.
tell me this is not the junior high prepromjam. ...
DAVE SAYS: HAVE A HALF-HOUR DANCE PARTY →
(Courtesy of DJ Howler Monkey)
foot village.
i am my father's son
me: hey
i need to tell you something
Melanie: what's that
you got a hair cut?
me: no
You are now off the record Learn more Cancel
me: i got into an
accident
i think i hit someone with my car
Melanie: are you ok/
me: it happened really fast
and i didn't know what to do
and i drove away
i don't know what to do
Melanie: did you actually hit a person or just thier car
me: no a PERSON
i think
Melanie: when
me: last night, late
Melanie: where were you
me: i haven't seen anything in the paper
olneyville
Melanie: how did it happen
me: APRIL FOOLS!!!
Melanie: you're hilarious
me: thanks
Melanie: now i start breathing again
thanks
jerk
me: you're welcome
Melanie: i have to go to work
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March 2008
4 posts
