April 1, 2008

i am my father's son

  • me: hey
  • i need to tell you something
  • Melanie: what's that
  • you got a hair cut?
  • me: no
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  • me: i got into an
  • accident
  • i think i hit someone with my car
  • Melanie: are you ok/
  • me: it happened really fast
  • and i didn't know what to do
  • and i drove away
  • i don't know what to do
  • Melanie: did you actually hit a person or just thier car
  • me: no a PERSON
  • i think
  • Melanie: when
  • me: last night, late
  • Melanie: where were you
  • me: i haven't seen anything in the paper
  • olneyville
  • Melanie: how did it happen
  • me: APRIL FOOLS!!!
  • Melanie: you're hilarious
  • me: thanks
  • Melanie: now i start breathing again
  • thanks
  • jerk
  • me: you're welcome
  • Melanie: i have to go to work
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